Simple Skills: Archive

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There's no safe place to do homework. →

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When your crush calls you cute.

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Feb 24th

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Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure 
Me: Promise you won't get mad 
God: I promise 
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today? 
God: What do you mean? 
Me: Well, I woke up late, 
God: Yes 
Me: My car took forever to start, 
God: Okay 
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait, 
God: Huummmm... 
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call..... 
God: All right 
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that? 
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that. 
Me (humbled): OH 
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road. 
 Me (ashamed)......... 
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work. 
Me (embarrasses): Ok 
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered. 
Me (softly): I see God 
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark. 
Me: I'm sorry God 
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.....in all things, the good & the bad. 
Me: I will trust you 
God: And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than your plan. 
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today. 
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after my children.
 pretty neat.